Saturday, July 18, 2009

Walter Cronkite's first realization upon entering the Afterlife

Upon entering the Afterlife following 92 years on earth, veteran newsman Walter Cronkite's first realization -- after the knowledge of the universe was suddenly opened to him -- was: "Jesus Christ, President John F. Kennedy was assassinated as the result of a conspiracy! I was such a fool! Where the hell's that Earl Warren?"

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